Category Archives: Advice

Why do guys only like Oompa Loompa girls?

Tweet [Old The-N.com post, July 2007, preserving it for posterity.] “There are these guys I have crushes on: 3 and a half to be exact. The half is my best guy friend, that I really can’t have a crush on but I do anyway….. While I’m setting him up with one of my close friends. […]

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Do you trust him with your body?

Tweet [This is from October 2009 on The-N.com. A little back story: on Degrassi, Alli Bandhari lost her virginity to Johnny DiMarco on something of a whim. Afterwards, he told her that it had been his first time, too. Buuut then the next season, he pulled her aside to let her know he had “a […]

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Your racist friend.

Tweet [From two blogs I wrote on The-N.com, October 2007.] So, someone sent in a question for you guys that I’m going to kind of paraphrase. Basically, the question-asker (we’ll call her Q) just started high school, and a friend of hers that she’s known since 3rd grade started there, too — let’s call the […]

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How to Approach a Random Cute Person

Tweet [This is a piece I wrote for The-N.com in 2004 maybe? Except back then it was “Approach a random hottie.” I decided to change it to “cute person” so it wouldn’t┬ámake me cringe. ] OK. Approaching random cute people is not amateur stuff. So first, some prep work: two very important rules of engagement. […]

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